Hello, everyone! Today, we are back, with a collab (col·lab/kəˈlab/noun: a collaboration)!!! My very first one *Cries (with joy)*! This collab has a very interesting story to it. These text messages were sent and received on Saturday night, at 11.18 p.m:
Ivy: Want to be spontaneous?? Me: Ummm Sure, why? Ivy: Do you want to write a collab, randomly at 11.18 p.m? Me: … YESS Ivy: YAY YOU ARE THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER I’M SO LUCKY TO BE YOUR FRIEND, OMG THANK YOU SOO MUCH WOW YOU ARE JUST SO AMAZING
Yes, this conversation actually took place (though I may have added that last line). Actually, we were planning on writing it really quickly on Saturday, and post it one Sunday, but that clearly didn’t work since today is the NEXT SATURDAY It was a spontaneous collab (clearly), for a while, then we took out time for edits and other “technical” stuff (plus we didn’t finish it…). And just for you who does not know, Ivy and I have ten questions and we are supposed to try to answer them for each other. (Five on my blog, five on hers)
Hold up! Before (or after) you read this, be sure to check the other half of this done on Ivy’s Blog for the first five questions.
Well here it is, Ivy and Violet’s “spontaneous” collab:
Question #6: What is one country the other person would love to visit?
V: OH OH OH, the UK I think? RIght? Right? Right? Right?
I: Right!! And again, I have backed myself into a corner, because I don’t know. Italy? Spain? All of the above? Ooh, France? You seem like a French type of kid.
V: Ya, you are actually right… DARN IT I’M TOO PREDICTABLE
I: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH *breaks into coughing fit. again*
V: *laughs at you, but ends up coughing as well, with you*
I: *sticks tongue out while gasping for air*
V: *Falls on floor then dies*
I: *dies with you then wakes up and wakes you up because we have like four more questions*
V: *Annoyed, gets up with you*
I: *clears throat*
V: Okay we’re done…
I: NEXT QUESTION!!
Question #7: What is the other person’s favorite food?
V: Easy, chocolate
I: Darn you that was a bad question choice…Because I have no idea…
V: Yup. I have multiple so… you can guess whichever of them
I: Ummm goldfish. Am I right or am I right?
V: Hmmmm, NO
I: WHA- HOW- I- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
V: Starburst, Popcorn, Pizza, etc.
I: Meanie. Your question now.
Question #8: Who are the other persons two favorite YouTubers?
I: TWO DARN IT!! Okay, um, iiSuperwomanii? And…
V: half correct. Wait I actually have so many I can’t choose two. And for you… Dan and Phil?
I: Okay yeah, correct. And too bad you must. I have no idea ugh give me a hint?
V: It’s a guy.
I: Wow. Thanks.
V: He is Japanese.
I: I don’t think I know any Japanese YouTubers but I might ugh just tell me.
V: Ryan Higa
I: OMIGODS WAIT I KNOW HIM!!
I don’t personally watch him, but…
V: To the next question, FOR NARNIA (again)
I: AND ASLAAAAN!! (again)
Question #9: What is the other person’s favorite color?
V: Gosh darn it
I: haha. Wait, I don’t know yours either…
V: We are great, green?
I: Yes, we are. And, actually, I have a variety of favorite colors, and therefore will accept green. UM… purple-blue-red-yellow-green-orange-pink-pink-pink??
V: Choose one Ivy!
I: …Pink, because your binder’s pink… WOW LOOK AT MY IMPECCABLE LOGIC. Ha
V: HAHAHAHA no. I do like pink, but it’s not my favorite color.
I: GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE PLEEEAAAASE?!?!
I: Yay. Now for the real question. What am I going to do with this chance? Because I’ve got no idea. HMMMMM. THIS IS MY THINKING FACE. DO YOU LIKE MY THINKING FACE. THAT’S NOT A QUESTION. OF COURSE YOU DO.
V:…. Oh Ivy, ignorant Ivy
I: Hush child.
V: HAHAHAHHAHAHA no. But A+ for effort?
I: AWWWWW THANKS VIOLET!!
I: Okay, I give up. Now, what?
V: Disappointed, it’s yellow
I: OMIGODS I ACTUALLY KNEW THAT I’M MORE DISAPPOINTED THAN YOU!!
V: It’s okay *cries more*
I: I sowwy, Violet… could you ever forgive me?
V: *Sniffles* Maybe… Oh fine, YES!
I: YAY I KNEW YOU LOVED MEEEEE
I: Okay, now, because I have more imagination than you, I shall do the last question as well.
Question #10: What is the other’s biggest irrational fear?
V: I have no idea
I: I still don’t know. Darn it. Ummmm your fear of death. Do you have a fear of death?
V: I actually don’t. Death doesn’t scare me at all…. (Wow that kind of sounded creepy)
I: Only slightly. Darn it. Okay, this is a tie, because we both gave up. Mine is… spiders? I suppose? Possibly?
V: OMG SAME
I: Wait, really? Spiders?
V: Kind of….
I: Okay, fair. SO, we’re done?
V: YA WE ARE DONE!
I: FINALLY!! What happened to being spontaneous??
V: HA, It’s us, Ivy. What did you think?
I: Yes, Ivy and Violet, where spontaneity meets procrastination. OOH, THAT SHOULD BE OUR SLOGAN!!
V: YESSS WE HAVE A SLOGAN
I: I’M USING THAT AS THE OPENING THING OKAY!! or maybe the closing thing…
So, how did you like dis amazing collab of ours? Di you think it was awesome? Or did you just feel better about yourself in comparison? Well, I hope you guys enjoyed this. If you have not yet gone to Ivy’s blog (even though I told you to already! Bad child…) click here.